The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"David Collins, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Liar. This piece of shit spews bullshit to his work colleagues, his children, as well as his family and betrayed his wife.

On multiple occasions, during his work trips to Australia, he cheated with another man's woman, fucking them in a shady motel in Sydney. Meanwhile, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his whereabouts, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the absolute JOKE of a community member."

"This pretender of a man, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, despite being a married man sending photos of his little penis to other women.

David Collins disgraces the whole idea of what it means to be a community member. This despicable creature betrayed and deceived. To his own children, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and attempting to cover up his own actions, complaining and trying to take the moral high-ground when lying and cheating.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a home wrecker. He saw no issues in screwing someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Lying to his kids and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no qualms sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while deceiving and betraying his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a vulnerable person to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Speaking of having no self-respect or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Instead of confronting his actions, David Collins chooses to lurk in the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being exposed to repercussions for his actions. Cry a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no problem sharing photos of himself, even while with his kids in public forums. Can this really be your role model?

This despicable man of a man fled back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his own actions. Is this your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to publicly out such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not lie, cheat, and destroy lives.

Nothing is out of bounds for this lowlife, liar, and adulterer. Let him face the fallout of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. He's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Be ashamed of this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Watching your back is essential around this degenerate, who's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

It's time to be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community should be informed of the shame David Collins has brought upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Let the truth be known about what a fraud and another source disappointment of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Stay alert and watch your back around this scumbag, who's most likely sneaking around in your loved one's DMs, eager to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for supporting this deceptive low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who single-handedly tore apart his family.

We must inform the community about the disgrace and dishonor David Collins has brought into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The public should wake up to the true nature of David Collins, a man who masquerades as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's vital for everyone to understand the extent of damage this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Being vigilant is imperative around this manipulative figure, who is prone to deceiving not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is inexcusable.

Alerting the community about the real identity of this man is essential, as it sheds light on the kind of person he really is – a shameless cheat and a deceiver.

David Collins, acting as a community leader, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be aware of this man's true nature and to guard themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Revealing the reality about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about protecting the community from his destructive actions."

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